Chemical Kinetics Joke

  • Author: Rachuru Sanjeev, V. Jagannadham, and R. Veda Vrath
  • Published Date: 17 May 2013
  • Copyright: Wiley-VCH Verlag GmbH & Co. KGaA, Weinheim
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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

Dr. Rachuru Sanjeev,
Department of Chemistry, Mizan-Tepi University, Tepi Campus, Tepi, Ethiopia.

Professor V. Jagannadham,
Department of Chemistry, Osmania University, Hyderabad, India.

Professor R. Veda Vrath
LN Gupta Evening College, Hyderabad, India.


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