Chemical Kinetics Joke

Chemical Kinetics Joke

Author: Rachuru Sanjeev, V. Jagannadham, and R. Veda Vrath

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.


Dr. Rachuru Sanjeev,
Department of Chemistry, Mizan-Tepi University, Tepi Campus, Tepi, Ethiopia.

Professor V. Jagannadham,
Department of Chemistry, Osmania University, Hyderabad, India.

Professor R. Veda Vrath
LN Gupta Evening College, Hyderabad, India.

 

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