In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
Dr. Rachuru Sanjeev,
Department of Chemistry, Mizan-Tepi University, Tepi Campus, Tepi, Ethiopia.
Professor V. Jagannadham,
Department of Chemistry, Osmania University, Hyderabad, India.
Professor R. Veda Vrath
LN Gupta Evening College, Hyderabad, India.
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- Much Water Joke
Rachuru Sanjeev and V. Jagannadham, ChemistryViews.org 2013.
Some syntheses call for uncommon reagents, but where does one find the much water?
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